#10 Enhancing Solar Energy & The Toxic-Free Future of Food
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Morning Jo(ke) "I'm not bald. I shave my head like this for the environment. It reduces the amount of shampoo that winds up in our lakes AND makes me more aerodynamic. So when I'm walking, I burn fewer calories and don't have to eat as much. Which saves the Earth's precious resources. My head's not like this because I'm going bald or something. If I let it grow out it would look like Justin Bieber's— like a blonde helmet. And then I'd get lots of babes. But I choose to be bald and alone… For the planet."
#10 Enhancing Solar Energy & The Toxic-Free Future of Food
#10 Enhancing Solar Energy & The Toxic-Free…
#10 Enhancing Solar Energy & The Toxic-Free Future of Food
Morning Jo(ke) "I'm not bald. I shave my head like this for the environment. It reduces the amount of shampoo that winds up in our lakes AND makes me more aerodynamic. So when I'm walking, I burn fewer calories and don't have to eat as much. Which saves the Earth's precious resources. My head's not like this because I'm going bald or something. If I let it grow out it would look like Justin Bieber's— like a blonde helmet. And then I'd get lots of babes. But I choose to be bald and alone… For the planet."